Thursday, 12 July 2007

He Ain't Big, He's My Brudder!

Just talked to my kid brother on MSN.

How come nvr come on9 these days? Got fired ah?

No, stupid. I was busy with work. God gave me business and kept me busy. So Hallelujah!

Hallelujah! Amen! So what benefit do I get huh?

Nothing, stupid. You get to come with me to baking class next time you come Singapore.

Hahaha. Can eat or not? Fatboy your tester ah? So saaaaaad. *snigger emoticon.

So anything to update me?

Do you know how to sell things on ebay?

Just go to the website lah. What do you want to sell?

I have this set of of European coins. Pure silver. $2.5k.

Wah... you won it in a lucky draw or what?

No ahh..one of those MLM things which I regret. Invested wrongly.

WHAT???!!!! You spent TWO THOUSAND OVER RINGGIT on this???? Crazy ah?! You got tell mum?

No ahh.. you better don't tell her. Or I knock your head 99 times. This time you cannot TELL.

Mum will faint if I tell her.

Yah, so better don't tell her ok. Let her concentrate on her shares and the cat.

Err.. u mean the wild cat that gave birth to a litter of kittens in our house? She hates that cat.

Now she loves the cat. Even talks to her. And feed her Char Siew too! Remember, dont' tell her ok.

Ok brother, I'll try not to pao toh you. Like last time when you strike Toto.

5 comments:

bobo said...
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bobo said...

hahahaha comic relief for the day!

Nono said...

hahahahahahaha!!!
so funny.. hahahaha..
ur brudder very funny and u pao-toh queen!

Char Siew Pow said...

yeah, my brudder got BIG DREAM!!! :)

Purples said...

Your mother so cute. Feed the cat char siew??

I guess I now know the origin of your love for char siew pow.